quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Are we still banned from the library?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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