Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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