He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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