doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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