so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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