that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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