Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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