Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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