Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Randomize
