I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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