that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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