its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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