This girl is more easily done than said...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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