You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I woke up under a house in Key West
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