also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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