I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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