she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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