I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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