Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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