I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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