I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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