Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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