There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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