Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
