You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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