I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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