we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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