Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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