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When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
This is my gift to your gina
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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