No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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