It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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