one might say we're banned from that church
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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