At least make sure they are 18
Why
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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