Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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