i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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