Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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