i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
This is my gift to your gina
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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