Dual....:-)
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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