A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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