can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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