i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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