ugly people sure do ruin things
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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