its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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