They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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