just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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