I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
