what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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