I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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