Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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