You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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