singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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