i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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