Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You can't motorboat a personality
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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